| I seriously envy all kept women. They have well | | | | whether or not they're the right friends. However, |
| manicured nails, elaborate hair styles, flashy cars, | | | | most of them have held previous jobs like actresses, |
| designer outfits and just about any thing else that | | | | flight attendants, models, TV presenters and |
| they want. The weird thing though, is that these | | | | ex-beauty queens. Hmmm, I've never done any of |
| women dont have to work a day in their lives, they | | | | that. |
| have husbands who are so affluent that the luxury | | | | I wish that could be me, instead, I get it the hard |
| lifestyle is inevitable. Most kept women marry | | | | way. I have to go to law school for 5 years, which |
| wealthy businessmen, plastic surgeons, rich lawyers, | | | | entails a lot of stress and depression(my undiagnosed |
| CEOs and Executives.They pass the time by | | | | disease), then once I become a lawyer, I have to bill |
| shopping, joining book groups and doing charity work. | | | | for the entire day, leaving no time for family and |
| But most of all they are absolutely, positively, avidly, | | | | friends, just so I can get a decent check at the end |
| and obsessively devoted to their children. They run | | | | of the month. Its sort of unfair. I wonder if I'm |
| the PTA as if it's the FBI. They're constantly after | | | | pretty enough to be a trophy wife? Probably not, |
| the school board - and the teachers - to make the | | | | since most of the Jamaican trophy wives are very |
| curriculum more difficult, so their daughters can grow | | | | light skinned and are from a race that is far from |
| up to be kept women too. They organize talent | | | | black. Did I mention to you bloggers than being black |
| shows after school, they run girl scout groups, they | | | | in Jamaica is considered a genetic curse? Well it is, |
| agonize over their kids' unpopularity, and then when | | | | anyway...I have always wondered about trophy |
| the kid actually gets some friends, they agonize over | | | | wives. Are they Stepford Wives? |